Oh god why did I eat them all
Hey, I didn’t pick this fuzzy picture to be the preview image. Watch the video and then take it up with YouTube.
OOOOH SHIT BITCH IT’S THE FUCKIN HOOKSHOT. SHIT GOT INCREDIBLY REAL MOTHERFUCKER. YEAH. CHECK IT, YO, CHECK IT. FUCKIN. EXTENDING? CHECK. RETRACTING? CHECK. LATCHIN ON TO SHIT? CHECK. KICKIN’ ASS? FUCKIN, THAT’S A GIVEN YO DON’T EVEN FUCKIN QUESTION IT.Me, whilst playing Wind Waker HD
MASTER SWORD? BITCH I GOT A HOOKSHOT. SHIT’S LONG RANGE YO. I AIN’T EVEN GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE. I CAN FUCKIN TRAVERSE OBSTACLES AND SHIT WITH THIS BITCH. NOT TO MENTION FUCK PEOPLE UP.
YO THAT MAGE? YEH. DONE SON.
COULD I HAVE KILLED IT FASTER WITH ANOTHER WEAPON? PROBABLY. COULD I HAVE KILLED IT BETTER? FUCK NO.
YO IS THERE ANYTHING THIS FUCKER CAN’T DO? I THINK NOT. YOU’RE KIDDIN’ YOURSELF SON.
EXCEPT MAYBE BE CLOTHING. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU’RE FEELIN SEXY THERE’S ENOUGH CHAIN THERE TO COVER YER NAUGHTY BITS N’ DANGLES.
BUT WHO NEEDS CLOTHES WHEN YOU KICK THIS MUCH ASS?
“When my son turned 18 I asked if he wanted a hookshot. When he said no, that’s when I knew he was a huge failure and I had to disown him” SAID EVERY PARENT OF SOME BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER WHO DON’T WANT A HOOKSHOT
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
The ability to go get a dozen doughnuts whenever I want is too much power for one man to wield.
Pompie for fuck’s sake stop buying that Joy Pendant from the auction if you’re gonna keep selling it back. Some of us have shit we want to bid on that isn’t your fuckin’ garbage.
I got a bunch of new followers lately.
Are you lost? Should I call someone?
This is an accurate portrayal of my life and that realization made me cry.